Aahhh, religion, sensitive topic that it is. I wasn't sure if I ought to have a section for religious sigs... but 'Someone' suggested it might not be a bad idea. Who's to argue?
If God is inside us, then I hope he likes fajita's, cause that's what he's getting.
If God is watching us the least we can do is be entertaining.
If I can't eat chocolate in heaven... then I'm not going.
If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If we're born again, does that mean we get two belly buttons?
If you are going to sin, then sin in the bathroom. Even God has the decency not to look there.
If you freeze to death and end up in hell... wouldn't you be really comfortable some point along the way?
If you live like there's no God... you'd better be right.
In the beginning, God created the Baptists. And the Baptists looked at themselves and said: We are good. And God saw it was too late.
In the beginning, man created God. - Jethro Tull
In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better.
In the name of the Old Man, The Kid, and the Spook, Amen.
Instant shaman - add one drum and beat slowly.
It's YOUR hell, YOU burn in it
Jesus loves you, get over it!
Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.
Jesus Saves! By using double coupons and shopping wisely.
Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich. Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
Jesus saves. Satan invests.
Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!
Jesus was a guy who wore long hair and sandals, and preached love and peace... my god, Jesus was the first hippie!
Judaism: Higher Messianic standards
Life is short - pray hard.
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