When your own wording just won't cut it. Your tongue cleaves to your pallette, and your hands start sweating... You need Quotes from Coolsig! Sage signatures from those in the know...
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain
Common sense is that layer of prejudices which we acquire before we are sixteen. -Albert Einstein
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy. - Peter De Vries
Contempt for the things people choose of their own free will is, at its heart, contempt for free will. - James Lileks (09/21/01)
Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training. - Anna Freud
Did you ever notice that "What the Hell?" is always a good decision?- Marilyn Monroe
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Mark Twain
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. - Edmund Gwenn's last words
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
For many years I was a self-appointed spectator of snow storms and rain storms, and did my duty faithfully, though I never received one cent for it. -Thoreau
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres
I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. --Voltaire
I don't laugh in death's face. I tend to make belittling comments and snigger behind death's back.
I don't really enjoy sex. I just pretend I do to get girls to sleep with me. - Byron Alley
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could. - Orson Welles
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality by not dying. - Woody Allen
I feel I cannot successfully express myself without the use of profanity and vulgar and colorful language. - Shaun Lochhead
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. - Robin Williams
I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. - Edgar Allen Poe
I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. - Anne Frank
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