When your own wording just won't cut it. Your tongue cleaves to your pallette, and your hands start sweating... You need Quotes from Coolsig! Sage signatures from those in the know...
"The trouble with work is that it interferes with living." -Peter Mckill 1968
"The weather in Central Park is still there. And it's cloudy." -John Lennon doing the weather report on WNEW New York radio, 1974
"There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them." -Dave Barry
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General John Sedgwick, Union commander in the Civil War, speaking his last words as he was watching enemy troops during the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House.
"To err is human, but it feels divine!" -Mae West
"We'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and we hope we passed the audition." -John Lennon (at the taping of the Let it Be album-1969)
"When I got to the top of Everest, I was tired." -Aracelli Segarra
"When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." -Gracie Allen
"When I was drafted I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" -Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H
"Winston, you are drunk." -Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober." -Winston Churchill
$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 - by which time it will be worth nothing. -Robert A. Heinlein
'... i am nothing if not critical' -W. Shakespeare (Othello)
'A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.'
'Aut vincere aut mori.' Traditional McCabe motto (do or die).
'Because I could not stop for Death - He kindly stopped for me' -From Emily Dickinson's 'Because I Could Not Stop for Death'
'DON'T call me crazy - I've had to go to therapy because I told everyone you were sucked into a board game...' Jumanji
'If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts. But if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.' -Francis Bacon
'If the facts don't fit your theory, change the facts.' -Einstein
'It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.' -Harry Hill
'Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools, and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.' -Thornton Wilder
'No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to unchartered land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.' -Helen Keller
'Only when the the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realise that we can not eat money.' -19th Century Native American
'Siamese twins don't commit crimes.' (comment during DNA sampling science lesson)
'Talk not of wasted affection. Affection was never wasted.' -Longfellow
'We the unwilling, led by the unknowing have been doing the difficult with so little for so long that we are now ready to tackle the impossible with nothing.' -Local Fire Communications Reserve Volunteer motto
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