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The perfect insult just wouldn't come to mind? Just remember what Shakespeare had to say about it, 'As you cast about in the dark recesses of your mind, forget thee not Coolsig. The answer will be found there.'

She's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

She's got one wheel in the sand.

Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.

That woman would bore a statue.

The engine is running but there's nobody at the wheel.

The lights are on but no one's home.

The proctologist called... they found your head.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. - L. Atkinson

We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.

We're not laughing AT you, we're laughing WITH you. Now, if you'd just start laughing, the whole concept would fall right into place.

When God was giving out brains you thought he said 'trains' and you missed yours.

When God was giving out chins you thought he said gins and asked for a double

While he is not dumber than an ox, he's not appreciably smarter either.

You give superficial a bad name. - Byron Alley

You have the people skills of a belt sander!

You need to find a quiet corner and have a word with yourself.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

You're more unprepared than a vegetarian at a state barbecue.

You're not getting old, you're getting... well, at least, I don't see how you could possibly get any older.

Your about as slow as a turtle crawling through peanut butter.

Your only purpose on this earth is to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide - and you aren't even doing that at peak efficiency!

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Support your local taxidermist. Get stuffed.

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