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The perfect insult just wouldn't come to mind? Just remember what Shakespeare had to say about it, 'As you cast about in the dark recesses of your mind, forget thee not Coolsig. The answer will be found there.'

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

If I was 10 times smarter than you, I'd be a moron!

If I was in a room with you and two werewolves and I had a gun with two silver bullets, I'd shoot you, twice.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

If things get better with age, he's approaching magnificent!

If your brain were rolling down the edge of a razor blade it would look like a BB rolling down an eight lane highway.

If your head were any harder, you could cut glass with it.

If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?

In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.

Inside his head is a little dust particle with a sign that says 'Space for Rent' -Caitieboo

It's hard to believe you out-swam a million other sperm.

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a jerk.

Jim never really grew up. One day, he just kind of haired-over.

Just because your head is pointed doesn't mean you're sharp.

Let's have a suicide pact. You go first.

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope. - Irish Curse

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

Now THERE'S a guy who has definitely reached his full potential.

People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

She couldn't find a birthday card in a Hallmark store.

She has Van Gogh's ear for music.

She's a few fries short of a happy meal.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the JuneFlower.

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