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Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.

Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but we shouldn't show it off. - Gene Petret

It is best not to swap horses while crossing the river. - Lincoln

It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.

It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done.

It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.

It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Life is like a hot bath, the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.

Live dangerously and you live right.

Live such that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry.

Love conquers all, unless of course you're playing tennis.

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Never clean your room while your plane ticket is in it.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Never practice proctology on a porcupine.


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