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Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail friends.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

God gave us two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we talk.

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

He who bites his own dog barks last.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

Honesty is always the best policy... As long as you're not dealing with women.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Idiocy is just a stroke of brilliance that normal people don't understand. - Kimber

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

If you have much, give of your wealth. If you have little, give of your heart.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

In the winds of change, keep the fire within.


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