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Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

Bad liars need a good memory

Be bold in what you stand for and careful what you fall for.

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

Be careful whose toes you step on today, they might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

Be exceedingly humble, for the fate of man is but the worm.

Believe those who are seeking truth, doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide

Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts.

Boys will be boys... and so will a lot of middle aged men!

Carpe diem - Seize the day. Carp in denim - There's a fish in my pants!

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.

Character, like good soup, is made at home.

Common Sense is very Uncommon.

Conventional wisdom says to know your limits. To know your limits you need to find them first. Finding you limits generally involves getting in over your head and hoping you live long enough to benefit from the experience. That's the fun part.

Conversation enriches understanding, but solitude is the soul of genius.

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old. Seek what they sought.

Do not waste today regretting yesterday.

Don't make waves and you won't drown. You won't reach land either...

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.


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