We all love to poke fun at politicians, but we must never forget to be thankful that we don't get as much government as we pay for!
The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. - George Carlin
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
What this country needs is someone who knows what this country needs.
When I was young I was told that anyone could be President. I'm beginning to believe it.
People who don't pay their taxes are breaking the law. - The Irish Minister for Finance shares his remarkable discovery - Sept 1999
Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home. - Winston Churchill
In almost every genocidal regime the intellectuals and free thinkers were 'dealt' with first. - Unknown
Politicians are the same all over: they build bridges where there are no rivers. - Nikita Kruschev
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus
Foreign Aid - taxing poor people in rich countries for the benefit of rich people in poor countries.
If you want to make something that will last forever, don't make a statue or build a bridge. Create a bureaucracy; it never goes away.
Let us support bi partisanship... I will hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.
Saddam Hussein invades Quwait. So lets invade Iraq, because, as we all know, invading a country is punishable by US and international laws.
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