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We all love to poke fun at politicians, but we must never forget to be thankful that we don't get as much government as we pay for!

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican. - Vice President Dan Quayle

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. - Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89

I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the environment. I'll save that name - someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.

I don't have to live like them to represent them. - Congressman Norm Dicks about the necessity of a $30,000 midnight pay raise which was more than many of his constituents' salaries.

I used to like political jokes until so many of them got elected!

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said - William Buckley, Jr.

If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. - Dan Quayle, regarding pollution.

Last time we mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the stake.

Never have I seen a word as accurate as politics. Poly meaning many, and tic being a blood-sucking thing.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to legislature. - Kin Hubbard

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. - Will Rogers

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that word is "to be prepared". - Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

Politicians are those who deal with the problems which would not exist if they didn't exist.

Public speaking is very easy. - Vice President Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88

The fundamental problem with representative government is that the people who would be best for the job least want it, and vice versa.

The future will be better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle

The only difference between diplomacy and treachery is spelling.

The path of least resistance is what makes rivers and politicians crooked. - Unknown

The Pledge of Allegiance says 'liberty and justice for all'. Which part of 'all' don't you understand? - Rep. Pat Schroeder

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