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Like a deer in the headlights you stand there. Frozen. What to say? He/she is sure to see you staring any second now... Quick! To Coolsig! Warning: Some of these are a little racy!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.

That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.

That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?

They say to never judge a book by its cover. So why don't we take off your coverings, and let me judge you in the morning?

Walk up to a girl and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and right now it says that you aren't wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it's running an hour early again."

Well? Have you saved up enough to take me out yet?

Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Wink. I'll do the rest.

You are a naughty boy... go to my room!

You look just like my second wife. Of course I've only been married once...

You make my teeth sweat.

You must use Windex on your pants -- because I can see myself in them!!

You see a person that you would like to meet. Tap them on the shoulder. They turn around. 'Oh.. I'm very sorry. From over there you looked like someone I know, but from here you look like someone I should know.'

You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.

You've been a bad girl (or boy), now go to my room!

You've probably heard every line there is, so one more isn't gonna hurt. (Latka Gravis on the old show Taxi)

You're so hot you must be the reason for global warming.


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