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Like a deer in the headlights you stand there. Frozen. What to say? He/she is sure to see you staring any second now... Quick! To Coolsig! Warning: Some of these are a little racy!

Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?

Hi, my name is Milk and I will do your body good

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap motel room.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!

I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?

I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw.

I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

If I could only be with you in my dreams, I would sleep forever.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.

If I had a million boogers I'd still pick you.

If I were bread, would you be my butter?

If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!

If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Is that a ladder up your stocking or a stairway to heaven?

Men are like parking spaces: All the good ones are taken and all that's left are handicapped.

My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?

My breasts are heavy, will you hold them for a while?

My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.

Oh, my dear! Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.


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