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Due to the phenomenal number of Coolsig visitors that have parents (almost 94%) the site would be less than complete without a section dedicated to Parenting. If you really want to hurt your parents and don't have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. If your parents did not have any children, chances are you won't either. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. Just be glad I'm not your kid! Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable. Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner's spoiled - so where's dessert? Mother's of teens know why animals eat their young. My kids are the reason for everything. The reason everything is out of place, broken and dirty. My niece was watching a game of tug-of-war on TV one day and began to look very disturbed, then turned to her mom and said, 'Those people sure do need to learn how to share!' Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. Raising a child is like baking a cake - by the time you find out it's a disaster, it's too late. Sign seen in our veterinarian's office: "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten." The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day. The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? A common enemy... They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never turn the damn lights off. This is what my 5 year old son said to his father when he was told he could have his own computer, 'Can I get on the interstate with it?' Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents! We child-proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in! We didn't know what true joy and happiness was until we had kids - then it was to late. We don't inherit the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? Go to page previous 1 2 3 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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