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I know you've got an opinion about which is the best operating system. Grab a sig, and wield it!

Linux is Luke. FreeBSD is Yoda.

Linux means productivity and fun. NT means 'Not Today'.

Linux renders ships. NT is rendering ships useless...

Linux. The choice of a GNU generation.

Linux: The smack in the face that Windows gripers have been begging for these past 10 years...

Love is Hate. War is Peace. Windows is stable.

Lunix... because I'm better than you.

M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. - Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. 'No' is the answer!

Microsoft manager to programmer: You start coding. I'll go find out what they want.

Microsoft Windows: computing While U Wait,

Microsoft Windows: Proof that P.T. Barnum was correct.

Name one nice thing about Windows? It doesn't just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.

Regarding security, WindowsNT is an OS with a 'Kick me' sign stuck on it's back.

SNMP = Security? Not My Problem!

The big difference between UNIX and VMS: To do anything on UNIX, you need to know an obscure command. To do anything on VMS, you need to know an obscure option to SET.

The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

The software said Windows95 or better, so I got a Mac...

The Windows98 Eveready Bunny: It's still loading, and loading...

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. - Jeremy S. Anderson

This is Linux country. If you listen carefully, you can hear Windows reboot...

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.

Unix is user friendly - it's just picky about it's friends.

VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix. - W. davidson

W.I.N.D.O.W.S - Will Install Necessary Drivers, Or Won't Start.

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