One liners. Lot's of 'em. 'nuff said.
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six.
A pessimist counting his blessings: 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ...
A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help.
Above all else: Sky.
Absence makes the heart grow fungus.
Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
Age and knowledge don't always come together. Sometimes you just get the age...
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.-Steven Wright
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Analysing humour is like analysing a frog: you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
And God said, "Let there be light", and there was light. And everyone said, "Hey, cool! Do You do parties?".
And he disappeared in a puff of logic.
And now for some feedback: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.
Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
Assassins do it from behind.
At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year.
Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
Because of the California Power Crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.
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