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'There's not a word yet for old friends who've just met. Part heaven, part space. Or have I found my place?' - Gonzo in The Muppet Movie

'We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.' - South Park : Bigger Longer and Uncut.

'What am I doing...she's not in the fridge...' - Mel Gibson (What Women want)

'What if we get caught?' 'You don't get a criminal record 'til you're sixteen. Just don't tell your mom.'- The Full Monty

'You can't just walk out of a drive-in.' - Danny in Grease.

'You need people of intelligence for this sort of' - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

'You turn me on. But maybe it's because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.' ---Eric Roberts to Julie Haggerty, in 'Rude Awakening'

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

A spy's boss will always says: 'Now, you're going up against some of the best trained terrorists in the world.' And yet they have automatics and completely miss the spy and he has a pistol and nails one with every shot.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

All bombs with electronic timing devices are fitted with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Captain's log: I've lost my toupee and girdle, and I can't leave my room. - Crow T. Robot, MST3K: The Movie

If I could reach into the night sky and grab a star for every smile that shined upon my face every time I looked at you, I would have the entire night sky in my hand.

In a movie, no matter what window you look out in Paris, the Eiffel Tower is always right there.

In the Movies, Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

It's 3:30 in the morning. I want what every man wants. Breakfast. - Coyote Ugly

It's rude enough to be alive when nobody wants you, but this is preposterous! -Shrek

Like my grandma always said, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?' -Brodie, Mallrats

Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana. Then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless. - Monty Python

The moral behind the movie 'The Matrix' is even if you are the almighty 'One' you still have to answer the telephone.

The trouble with real life is that there's no danger music.

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. - Marin County newspaper's TV listing for The Wizard of Oz

Trivia: All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20

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