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Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it. - Pulp Fiction

Over a long enough time frame, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero. - Brad Pitt playing Tyler Derden in Fight Club

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here - Jack Nicholson 'As Good As It Gets'

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist. - Roger 'Verbal' Khint, The Usual Suspects

The Sixth Sense - I am dead but I must still go to work.

There is a shortage of very perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. - Wesley in The Princess Bride

There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of 'em just cheat on you. - Silent Bob, Clerks

"These are American components. You can't work them." - American astronaut. "American Components, Russian Components, They're all made in Taiwan." - Russian Astronaut, Armageddon

Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track it, not with a thousand blood hounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, it is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth! - Buttercup from 'The Princess Bride'

Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way? - Princess Leia in Star Wars

You do too much, you're not Superman you know... - Spider-man the movie

You have the right to an attorney . If you cannot afford an attorney , we will supply you with the stupidest , 1st year law student dumb-ass slacker we can find on the continent - Lethal Weapon 4

You know what I'm going to get you for Christmas next year, mom? I'm going to get you a big, wooden cross, so whenever you feel under-appreciated for all of the sacrifices you've made, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. - Kevin Spacey in The Ref

You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look Good. - Will Smith (Men In Black)

You're everything I never knew I always wanted. - Alex to Isabel in 'Fools Rush In'

'Captain's log: A bunch of our ship fell off, and nobody likes me.' - Crow T. Robot, MST3K: the Movie

'I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.' - High Fidelity

'I think my mask of sanity is about to slip' -American Psycho

'I've got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it!' - Donkey in Shrek.

'It only takes a split second to do something you'll regret the whole rest of your life.' - Kevin Costner in The War

'It's not easy having a good time even smiling makes my face ache.' -Frank N. Furter: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

'Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is selling something.' - The Princess Bride

'People put you down enough, you start to believe it... the bad things are always easier to believe than the good things, ever notice that?' - Julia Roberts in Pretty Women

'Riddle me this, Riddle me that, Who's afraid of the big black bat?' Jim Carrey/Riddler in Batman Forever


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