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These sigs are tough. Really tough. When wimpy sigs just won't do... you need Coolsig Military Sigs! Sigs around whom you shouldn't make any fast moves...

If you find yourself in a fair fight you didn't plan your mission properly!

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

Officer: 'Why did you shoot that terrorist 27 times?' SAS Trooper's reply: 'I ran out of bullets, sir.'

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. USMC

Peace is our profession, killing is just a hobby.

Push to test... Release to detonate.

Retreating?! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography. - Paul Rodriguez

Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer. - U.S. Navy Seabees

The easy way is always mined.

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: 1. When you're ready for them. 2. When you're not ready for them.

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

Tracers work both ways.


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