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Sometimes I find a sig that sums it all up. Says it all in one line or less. A sig that makes you go hmmm...

No two persons ever read the same book.

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.

Pandemonium was a word invented by Lewis Carroll, naming the capital of Hell.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

We don't see things as they are, but as we are.-Anais Nin

People who say, 'Never give up' can never accept the inevitable.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Projecting empaths - You gotta feel sorry for them.

Rehab is for quitters.

Roget's Thesaurus rules, dominates, regulates, OK, all right, adequately.

Science is everything we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else. - David Knuth

Some people have a way with words, others not have way.

Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

Stopping at third base adds no more runs than striking out. - Unknown

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.

The 'Oxtail Soup' beverage offered as an option on drink vending machines is simply a way of disposing of the miscellaneous liquids that collect in the drip tray.

The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave your face in the mirror every morning.

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.

The food that you get in art museums is institutional revenge for the art that you get in restaurants.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future has many names: for the fearful it's the unknown, for the reckless it's the adventure, for the pessimists it's the unattainable. For the brave, it is opportunity.

The Moral Majority is neither.

The more you cry, the less you have to pee.

The one who swims against the stream knows the strength of it.

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