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Sometimes I find a sig that sums it all up. Says it all in one line or less. A sig that makes you go hmmm...

Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.-Clementine Padford A word to the wise is unnecessary. - La Rouchefoucauld

All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing.

Constant change is here to stay.

Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live, taking the form of readiness to die. - G.K. Chesterton

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Don't trust reality. After all, it's only a collective hunch.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Everyone wants a bus service to their door, but no one wants a bus service on their street.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered and no one was there.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

How to become immortal: Read this signature tomorrow and follow its advice.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not.

I started out with nothing... I still have most of it.

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through...

I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.

I've worn contact lenses so long I can put them in with my eyes closed.

If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

If a pig loses its voice is it disgruntled?


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