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Ah love. It makes the world spin. Some say the sexes are equal, but I'm inclined to disagree - after all, I'm the man in my house so I always get the last word - 'Yes, dear...'

One of life's great mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry the daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

Porque en noches como Ústa la tuve entre mis brazos, mi alma no se contenta con haberla perdido. (Because through nights like this one I held her in my arms my soul is not satisfied that it has lost her.) - Pablo Neruda 'Puedo escribir los versos mas triste.'

Romance is the appreciation of two people who are celebrating the lucky coincidence that they found each other.

Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.

She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiance

The 3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly.

The best part of love is losing all sense of reality. -Don Juan de Marco

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

The morning I don't eat, I think about you. At noon I don't eat, I think about you. In the evening I don't eat, I think about you. During the night, I don't sleep -I'm hungry!

The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.

The world around you gets hazy and the only thing you focus on is you and that person. And for that one moment you've been given this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry at the same time because you're so lucky you've found it and so scared that it will go away.

Three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Titanic is the greatest love story ever?? Rich girl meets poor boy, poor boy draws rich girl, boat sinks, poor boy dies, rich girl lives to 150.

To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god. - JLB

To love is to realize that there is another person in the world besides yourself.

We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly!

We like because, we love although.

When I was little, I had a favorite teddy bear, who kept my secrets, shared my adventures, and wiped away all of my tears. I used to think that no one could take his place, then I found you!

Women... you can't live with 'em, can't have heterosexual sex without 'em. - Dick Solomon

You can fall down the stairs, you can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall is in love with me.

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them until they become afraid and give in.

Your heart is the most expensive thing that can be broken.

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