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Ah love. It makes the world spin. Some say the sexes are equal, but I'm inclined to disagree - after all, I'm the man in my house so I always get the last word - 'Yes, dear...'

I love you for your mind, now give me your body -Queen

I missed you so much I cried a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop loving you!

I ran into my Ex yesterday... Then I backed up and hit him again.

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, I turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me goodnight.

I'd love to live life in the fast lane... unfortunately, I'm married to a speedbump.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm not going to get married again. I'm just going to find woman I detest and give her a house -Lewis Grizzard

If loving you makes a slave of me, then I'll spend my whole life in chains. -Sophie B. Hawkins

If you love something enough, set it free. If it comes back, it isn't worthy of you. If it doesn't, then it's just like all your other miserable relationships.

In my house I am king, and my law is: "Whatever my wife says shall be done."

La plus belle fleure du monde perdra un jour de sa couleur mais l'amour sincere resplendira toujours.

Life is spent between episodes of women being mad at you.

Love doesn't just make the world go 'round, it makes the ride worthwhile!

Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of.

Love is a fire. Whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

Love is friendship set on fire. - French Proverb

Love is never having to say 'Shut the hell up.' - Wally Pleasant

Love is the only drug you can take that will convince you each time that you've never had it before.

Love isn't blind. There's just nothing it hasn't seen.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -Jim Backus

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -Mae West

Marriage is Grand, Divorce is twenty Grand.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

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