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Afraid of asking a silly question and looking foolish? Don't worry! Coolsig asks the questions you don't dare ask in class (or at the office, or with your friends...)

Why Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Why do they call it instant credit when it actually means instant debt?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Why do they report power outages on TV? -George Carlin

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

Why do we say that an alarm goes 'off?'

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know?

Why is it that when our kids are naughty we ask "do you want a spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?"...

Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?

Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it's called a shipment but if we send something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts but have to put in your two cents worth?

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


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