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Afraid of asking a silly question and looking foolish? Don't worry! Coolsig asks the questions you don't dare ask in class (or at the office, or with your friends...)

What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What the heck is a near-miss? If you nearly miss something, don't you hit it?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What year did Jesus think it was?

What's the speed of dark?

When it rains, how come cows don't knock on the farmer's door and say, "Hey, let us in, we're all wearing leather out here!"

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? -George Carlin

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn out to be playing chess?

Where are the bacteria that cause 'good' breath?

Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?' -George Carlin

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Who's cruel idea was it to put the 's' in lisp?

Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

why are they called apartments if they are stuck together?

Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'anagram'?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

Why do doctors call what they do practice?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do gas staions lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone is going to clean them? –George Carlin

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?


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