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Afraid of asking a silly question and looking foolish? Don't worry! Coolsig asks the questions you don't dare ask in class (or at the office, or with your friends...)

If you try to fail, and then succeed, what've you really done?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

If your clone kills you, is that suicide?

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

Is a metaphor like a simile?

Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

Is there another word for synonym?

May I refuse to inherit the earth?

On Gilligan's Island, if the professor could build a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat?

Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Shouldn't the cosmic stupidity hopper be empty by now?

Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

Was today really necessary?

What are Preparation A through Preparation G?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

What does the hotcake seller say when his hotcakes are selling quickly?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

What happened to the first 6 'ups'?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?


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