Afraid of asking a silly question and looking foolish? Don't worry! Coolsig asks the questions you don't dare ask in class (or at the office, or with your friends...)
If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
If knowledge is power and power corrupts, doesn't knowledge corrupt?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If Mike Brady was supposed to be this groovy architect, why did he force SIX kids into TWO bedrooms?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who's the idiot that said: Quit while you're ahead?
If superman can block bullets with his chest then why did he duck when a gun was thrown at him?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?
If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?
If we're not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?
If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
If you had a million Shakespeare's, would they write like a monkey?
If you mix milk of magnesia with vodka and orange juice, do you get a Phillip's screw driver?
If you saw with a sawhorse, do you seesaw with a seahorse?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
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