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Afraid of asking a silly question and looking foolish? Don't worry! Coolsig asks the questions you don't dare ask in class (or at the office, or with your friends...)

How do you remove a club soda stain?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns?

If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?

If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If God created everything who created God?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If it's called a boxing RING, then why are they square?


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