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As seen on walls around the world. I've included only stuff I thought was in reasonably good taste, but you may still be offended. Such is life 8-)

Pull here for an Arts degree. (seen on toilet paper dispenser)

Seen on a poster for staff working in a Hospital Maternity unit "Remember, the first 5 minutes of life are the most dangerous." Comment added below, "The last few minutes are pretty dodgy too!"

Seen on a sign in the window of a restaurant: Life is short, start with dessert.

Seen on a subway wall in New York: Life is one contradiction after another. Written below it: No it's not!

Seen on the men's room wall at the BoardWalk Blues Cafe in Nashville - "I screwed your mother" and below it was written - "Go home dad, your drunk!"

Seen on toilet paper dispenser at University of Wyoming dorms. 'No job is finished until the paperwork is done.'

Sign on the door of a maternity ward in a hospital: 'push, push, push'

We aim to please, you aim too, please. (Wall in Penrith Petrol Station)

We don't swim in your urinals. Please don't pee in our pool.

Your child's future is in your hands. (seen above a urinal)


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