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Whether you love felines or canines, you'll find what you're looking for in the litterbox. Make vague pawing motions when you're done... thanks.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant.

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. - Smiley Blanton

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Colette

To his dog, every man is Napoleon. Hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Unless you are the lead sled dog, the view never changes.

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. - Gene Hill

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. - Nora Ephron

You know it's time to shave your legs when the cat uses them for scratching behind its ears.

You should always go to a vet who is also a taxidermist. Either way, you get your dog back.

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. - Colonial American proverb

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