Whether you love felines or canines, you'll find what you're looking for in the litterbox. Make vague pawing motions when you're done... thanks.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. - Dave Barry
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Ever consider what cats must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler
I bought a dog the other day and named him Stay. It's fun to call him, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' Finally, he went insane.
I finally managed to teach my dog to beg. Last night he came home with $15.00
I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - August Strindberg
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. - English proverb
In dog years, I'm dead. - Unknown
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce
It may be called puppy love, but it's real to the puppy.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. - Holbrook Jackson
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. - Christopher Morley
Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories! - Dr. T.C.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
One cat just leads to another. - Ernest Hemingway
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