Why is there a section just for bumper sticker sigs? People send 'em in, so they need a home! Bumper Stickers is one of the fastest growing sections on Coolsig!
My car does 0 - 60mph in 5 miles!
My Governor can beat up your Governor. (Minnesota bumper sticker)
My Governor is dumber than your Governor. (Montana bumper sticker)
My karma ran over your dogma.
My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail.
My Other car is a beater (On the back of a beater).
My other vehicle is a broom stick.
My reality check bounced
My truck is not leaking, it's marking its territory.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
New Bumper Sticker cropping up in NY (Democrats use the rear bumper - Republicans have it on the front of their cars!) "Run, Hilary, Run."
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
Nice front bumper you have there. Shame if something happened to it.
No Radio - Already Stolen.
No, YOU suck. - the mean people.
On a clunker truck - Taliban Military Surplus
On the back of an old pickup: If this truck was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
On the back of beatup pickup truck, being driven by a guy with a big hat - I ain't no cowboy, I just found this hat.
People are worried about the voices in my head, but it doesn't bother me. It's nice to have friends
Pray for whirled peas.
Prevent inbreeding - ban country music.
See on small car: 'When I grow up, I want to be a Truck'
Seen on a Jeep, posted upside down, "If you can read this, flip me back over."
Seen on a muddy lorry: "I wish my wife was as dirty as this!"
Shouldn't your eyes be on the road?
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