Why is there a section just for bumper sticker sigs? People send 'em in, so they need a home! Bumper Stickers is one of the fastest growing sections on Coolsig!
i souport publik edekasion.
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers-Jack Handy.
I wonder if you'd drive any better with that car phone up your butt?
I would give you the finger but it's up my nose.
I'm going crazy. Wanna come along?
I'm not into Booze... It dulls the drugs!
I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!
If this car is being driven safely, call the cops - it's been stolen!
If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
If you can read this, you are in phaser range.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! (seen on the back on a wheelchair)
If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!
If you like my bumper, you'll love my headlights.
Instead of being born again, why not just GROW UP?
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Jesus is coming - Look Busy!
Jesus saves - Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!
Jesus, protect me from your followers!
Keep honking - I'm reloading.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Millions of sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.
Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.
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