Why is there a section just for bumper sticker sigs? People send 'em in, so they need a home! Bumper Stickers is one of the fastest growing sections on Coolsig!
Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say: "Honk if..."
Honk if you like obscene gestures!
Honk if you love Hanson. Then run into a tree.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Honk if you're a goose.
Honk if you're illiterate.
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
Honk your brains out, it wont take long.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How's my driving? Call: 1800 KISS MY ASS
I bought this car on credit - 20% down and the balance on receipt of threatening letters.
I brake for hallucinations.
I brake for No Apparent Reason.
I brake for tailgaters. Hard.
I don't drive fast, I fly low.
I don't trust President Clinton (or her husband).
I drive this way just to piss you off.
I drive waaay too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I got this motor home for my wife. BEST deal I ever made!
I love animals, especially in a good gravy.
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
I may not believe what your bumper sticker says, but I will defend to the end your right to stick it!
I need patience. NOW!
I see dumb people
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