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Beer - So much more than just a breakfast drink.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

Irish I had another drink.

Many people die of thirst - but the Irish are born with one.

Milk Sucks, Got Beer?

Once during prohibition, I was forced to live on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields

One more drink and I'll be under the host - Dorothy Parker

Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.

Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.

Scotch. Even we Irish will drink it.

Some people have six pack abdomens. I have a keg.

The best days to drink beer are days that end in the letter, "Y".

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart

There are 5 signs that you are drunk. The first one is loss of memory, but I can't remember the rest.

There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else.

There's too much blood in my alcohol system

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

To some it's half empty, To some it's half full. To me it's time for a beer run!

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group.

What's on the mind when sober, is on the tongue when not. - Josh Seidel

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Whiskey was invented so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - David Moulton

Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza. - Dave Barry

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

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