Leave a beep after the message please.
I'm not. You are. I will be. So leave a message so I can when I am.
Lucifer Speaking. Who in hell do you want?
Next time a telemarketer calls you at home in the evening, say to them, "I'm really busy right now, but if you'll give me your home phone number, I'll be sure and call you back when you are relaxing after a hard day at the office."
Please leave a tone after the message.
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange...mother...unicorn...penis. I'll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible.
The number you have reached is not the number you have dialed. Please hang up and try again. However, if you reach this recording again, then you must have dialed the correct number. Leave a message at the beep!
These words are lovely dark and deep but I've got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep so leave a message at the beep.
This is not an answering machine, this is a telepathic thought recording device. At the beep, thing about your name, think about your number, and think about your reason for calling. We'll think about calling you back.
This is the Time Traveling Agency's answering machine. We're closed right now but leave a message before the beep and we might have called you back.
Yoda's answering machine, this is. Leave a message, you might and call you back, he will.
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