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The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with 'or die.' -Alistair J.R. Young
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We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it - we find a reason for it because we want it.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry
When all you have is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail.
When arguing with a fool make sure he isn't doing the same.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
When people deserve your love and support the least, that is when they need it the most.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend your middle finger.
When you're in up over your head, the first thing to do is close your mouth.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody is looking.
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength. -Corrie TenBoom
You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.
You have to watch out for yourself, because nobody else is going to. Especially during dodge ball.
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