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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.

Patience comes to those who wait.

People are illogical, inconsiderate and self-centred. Love them anyway.

Perseverance is not a long race. It is many short races one after another.

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

Question Authority. They usually know where the bathroom is. -MTV's Daria

Quit smoking on the anniversary of your birth, not the day of your death. - Corky Peterson

Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst.

Save a horse; ride a cowboy.

Save Water -Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter

Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.

Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. -Ambrose Bierce

Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.

Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice.

Take the road not taken - the leaves crunch that much louder!

Take the time to be right. It's faster than being wrong. -My 8th grade band teacher

The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The cigarette does the smoking, you're just the sucker.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.


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